美国晚间脱口秀一周笑话精选(8月2日)
'"Sarah Palin resigned a year-and-a-half before her term ends because she didn't want Alaska to have a lame-duck governor. Now, she has a book deal presumed to be worth millions. And I cann...'
美国晚间脱口秀一周笑话精选(7月19日)
"President Obama's Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor had her second day in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee today. Her confirmation is pretty much a forgone conclusion, but...
美国晚间脱口秀笑话一周精选(7月10日)
'"Anybody here from Minnesot? Congratulations, you have a brand new senator, our old friend, Al Franken. Al is an interesting guy. Went from being a comedian to politician. George Bush, the o...'
美国晚间脱口秀笑话一周精选(6月26日)
'"Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is claiming victory in Iran. It's controversial and he is very unpopular. And the danger is this - he could ruin the political career of his brother, Jeb." --David Lette...'
美国晚间脱口秀笑话一周精选(6月19日)
"In the Iranian elections, it was a tie. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and the other guy were tied, and now, couple a days later, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad wins by a landslide. I don't know. People a...
美国晚间脱口秀笑话一周精选(6月13日)
"The governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is angry with me. Fuming, angry, seeing red, and has called me 'pathetic.'...But, I won't kid you. I was feeling a little depressed when ...
美国晚间脱口秀笑话一周精选(6月5日)
'"The U.S. government accidentally released a confidential list of exact locations of nuclear sites around the country. Authorities have no idea who was responsible -- it was Biden. Okay. It ...'
美国晚间脱口秀笑话一周精选(5月29日)
'"There are some people who are saying that maybe Dick Cheney is setting himself up to actually run for president. You know, it makes sense. Republicans are looking for fresh blood, and Chene...'
美国晚间脱口秀笑话一周精选(5月22日)
'"President Obama appointed Utah's Republican Governor Jon Huntsman as ambassador to China, part of Obama's strategy to get every Republican out of the country by 2010." --Jimmy Fallon总统奥...'
美国晚间脱口秀笑话一周精选(5月15日)
'"You all have a happy Mother's Day? I thought this was nice. John Edwards told his wife, 'Of all the women I have children with, I'm going to spend today with you.'" --Jay Leno你们都过了一个...'
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