英语笑话：你太晚了You Are Too Late

On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket. 
"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you." 

在公共汽车上一人发现一个小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。
“对不起，”他对小偷说，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做过同样的事情了。”