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中国哪里的姑娘最漂亮？
Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?
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WeChat Moments
by. 沪江英语
请给出一句很有内涵的诗句
Please name a thought-provoking sentence from a poem.
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Once lazy, all your clothes get smaller.
by. 沪江英语
如何理解“穷不是一种状态”？
What's the meaning of 'poverty is not a certain situation'?
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It's the common situation.
by. 沪江英语
问世上不会游泳的动物是？
What animals on earth can not swim?
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Your wife and your mother.
by. 沪江英语
如果被车撞飞10米远，
爬起来之后说什么最帅？
What is the coolest thing to say after you got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?
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Next!
by. 沪江英语
Mother, what am I to you?
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My karma.
by. 沪江英语
为什么前女友还会一直关注我呢？
What could be the reason that my ex still follows me on social networks?
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Knowing that you still mess everything up makes my day.
by. 沪江英语
为什么打群架的时候
普遍会脱掉上衣？
Why do people usually take off their clothes when starting a gang fight?
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总觉得有哪里不对，气氛怪怪的
Because it would be weird to take off your pants.
by. 沪江英语
哪件事，
让你对自己的无知感到震惊？
What is the experience in which you got shocked by your own ignorance?
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我写了“中华绘图铅笔”
Back when I was little,
we were required to write down our pen names.
And I wrote down the name of my pen's brand.
by. 沪江英语
怎么反驳“你行你上啊”的逻辑？
How should I respond to 'You can you up'?
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So I need to lay an egg to criticize an egg's flavor?
by. 沪江英语
如何一个月减肥40斤？
By what means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?
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Amputation.
by. 沪江英语
怎样含蓄地表达「我已经被收买了」
How can I subtly suggest that I've been compromised?
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Let me say this impartially...
by. 沪江英语
如何追求学医的女生？
How to pursue a girl majoring in medicine?
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Hi, I'm sick.
by. 沪江英语
为什么你长痘痘？
Why do you have pimples?
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Because I'm just bubble-bubbly cute.
by. 沪江英语
你们夫妻每月挣多少钱？
How much do you two earn per month?
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加上我老婆可以到两千
My monthly income is 10,000.
And it can get to 2,000 with my wife's contribution.
by. 沪江英语
打雷的时候关窗户有用吗？
Does it work to close the window when it's thundering outside?
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关了窗雷一样在打
No, it won't. I've tried.
It was still thundering outside after I closed the window.
by. 沪江英语
你见过哪些概率极小极小的事件？
What extremly-small-probability event have you witnessed?
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Done a cloze test of 20 questions
with 0 answer right.
by. 沪江英语
妹子还书的时候夹了一张面巾纸
什么意思？
What does a girl mean when she return your book but with a facial tissue in it?
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This means you are paying extra attention to her.
by. 沪江英语
两千元人民币，想出国穷游
可以去哪些国家？
To which country can I do a budget travel with 2,000 RMB?
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For example,
all the ancient countries that used to be China.
by. 沪江英语
想养一只鹦鹉
教它说一些什么话好？
I wanna keep a parrot as pet. What would be cool to teach it to say?
Help!
They've turned me into a parrot!
by. 沪江英语
呆萌和脑残的界限是？
What is the boundry between 'clumsy' and 'stupid'?
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the and
by. 沪江英语
你临死前的遗言是什么？
What would you say before you die?
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我觉得我还能活……
Can we try another doctor?
I think I can still be worked on...
by. 沪江英语
为什么女生有体香，而男生没有？
Why do women give out sweet scent but men don't?
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The makeup is fermenting.
by. 沪江英语
男生说什么话
女生会觉得很大气？
What would be manly for a man to say in front of a girl?
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I'll pay.
by. 沪江英语
怎么说服老婆不拍婚纱照？
How can I persuade my wife not to take wedding photographs?
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配合好就是了
Since when does a stage item have a say about the shooting?
Just cooperate.
by. 沪江英语
你看《我是歌手》吗？
Do you know I'm a Singer?
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No, you're not.
by. 沪江英语
热恋是一种怎样的体验？
How does it feel to love somebody insanely?
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还怕对方被抢走了。。
Two people who are on no aspect attractive worry about each other being stolen by someone else.
by. 沪江英语
有什么赞扬让你比较尴尬？
Is there any compliment that makes you awkward?
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We really cannot judge a book by its cover, can we?
by. 沪江英语
你怎么一个人逛街啊？
Why are you shopping all by yourself?
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I fear it would scare you to death if I were shopping all by no one.
by. 沪江英语
单身两年以上是什么体验？
How does it feel to be single for more than 2 years?
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不知道你说的是哪两年？
I've been single for 22 years.
Which 2 years are you suggesting?
by. 沪江英语
地球外面那一层叫什么？
How do you call the outside layer of Earth?
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Xiang Piao Piao milk tea.
by. 沪江英语
要是在古代
姐的颜值能撑起整个青楼
Back in the ancient times, a face like mine can hold a whole brothel.
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You mean you look like a pillar?
by. 沪江英语
很高兴为你服务
I'm glad to be at your service.
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You'll find out you got glad too fast.
by. 沪江英语
北冥有鱼，其名为鲲
Once in the northern sea, there was a fish and people called it Kun.
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And people ate it.
The end.
by. 沪江英语
妈，我能看电视吗？
Mom, can I watch the television?
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Of course you can, as long as it's turned off.
by. 沪江英语
你得揣摩出题人的意图
You need to understand why they set this question in the first place.
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They want me dead.
by. 沪江英语
你知道吗？你最终会变成你讨厌的人
You know what? You eventually become someone you loathe.
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Thanks, I loathe people who are rich.
by. 沪江英语
国庆去北京旅游有什么好建议吗？
Gonna be traveling in Beijing during the National Day vacation. Any suggestion?
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Don't go.
by. 沪江英语
等我瘦了就回来找你
I'll come back for you when I get slim.
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You can level with me if you don't want to see me.
by. 沪江英语
有史以来最伟大的虚构人物是谁？
Who is the greatest fictional character in history?
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Someone else's child.
by. 沪江英语
你看看别人家的男朋友
都是吃女朋友吃剩下的饭！！！
Look at other girls' boyfriends. They eat their grilfriends' leftover.
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Sounds as if you ever left any over.
by. 沪江英语
为什么秀恩爱通常选择在中午？
Why do people always show off their relationships at noon?
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Because sooner or later karma will come to them.
by. 沪江英语
请用一个词来形容你的男朋友
Please use one word to describe your boyfriend.
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Where?
by. 沪江英语
被人追了怎么拒绝？
How do I successfully reject someone who is pursuing me?
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Remove your makeup, right now, right there.
by. 沪江英语
为了让你好好学习，父母都给过你什么？
What did your parents give you to make you study harder?
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This face.
by. 沪江英语
参观一个世界奇观时
你最想了解哪些信息？
What do you want to know the most when you visit a World Wonder?
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What can I find to eat around there?
by. 沪江英语
我要如何才能显得很高冷？
How can I look high-end and cool?
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Move to the Himalayas.
by. 沪江英语
为什么有的男生追女生追到一半不追了？
Why do some boys give up half-way pursuing a girl?
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Why don't you display a progress bar?
by. 沪江英语
为什么在洗完澡之后
有些人会觉得自己变漂亮了？
Why do some people find themselves prettier after they take a shower?
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The brain has water damage.
by. 沪江英语
披萨切成8块好，还是切成12块好？
Should I slice the pizza into 8 pieces or 12 pieces?
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8 is good. 12 is too much for my stomach.
by. 沪江英语
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