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Wisteria Lane
Ida Greenberg
Methodist
It was an accepted fact among the residents of Wisteria Lane that Ida Greenberg liked her liquor. People had seen her drunk at sewing bees, the department of motor vehicles, and the first Methodist church. Ida had tried to quit drinking many times, but she couldn't. Then one night in a moment of despair, she challenged god to quench her never-ending thirst. Luckily For Ida, god was listening.