爸爸将要孤军作战。
Hints:
Teddy
PJ
okay
Bob
Gabe
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You know, when you think about it, this is actually kind of nice. I mean, Teddy and PJ are finally working together on something. I'm proud of them.
Whose side are you on, ours or the rebels?
The rebels? Okay, you realize we're not actually at war, right?
Of course I do. For that to happen, someone would have to issue a formal declaration of war, which should almost be done printing out.
Bob, they're doing exactly what we taught them to do. They're standing up for what they believe in.
Well, you know what? Now we're gonna teach them -- Don't mess with Daddy. Gabe, go get your water balloon launcher.
Okay.
Gabe, sit. Bob, you're taking this too far.
No I'm not. And I gave you an order, mister.
Gabe, stand down.
Sorry, Dad, but I'm a little more afraid of Mom.
Fine. I'll fight this battle myself.
Hey, sweetheart, you're not really afraid of me, are you?
A little.
Good.
其实仔细想想这事儿，这还挺不错的。我是说，Teddy和PJ这俩孩子，总算能同心合力一起做点事儿了，我很为他们自豪。
你到底站在哪边啊？我党还是叛乱分子？
你管叫他们“叛乱分子”？得了，你应该晓得这又不是真的战争，对吧？
我当然知道，因为如果是那样的话，必须有人先发表一份正式的宣战宣言。嗯，就是这会儿应该已经打印出来的那张。
老公，他们正按着我们教育他们的精神去做事，他们为了自己的信念而坚持立场。
好了，你知道不，我们现在得教他们另一套了——不要把老爹惹毛了！Gabe，去把你的充水气球弹弓拿来。
好啊。
Gabe 坐下。老公，你这样就有点过头了。
我并没有，还有我已经给你下了命令了，先生。
Gabe，不许走。
不好意思，老爸，不过我更怕妈妈一些。
好吧，我就孤军作战好了。
嘿，小甜心，你不是真的怕我吧？
有点儿。
那很好。