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背景：Sheldon在家各种防患于未然，不过没想到还是生病了。他的朋友们会怎么反应呢？爆笑母子“吼话”~
-Sheldon: Leonard?
-Leonard: Hey.
-Sheldon: Leonard, where are you?
-Leonard: I'm at work.
-Sheldon: At 6:30 in the morning?
-Leonard: Yes.
-Sheldon: On Sunday?
-Leonard: Yes.
-Sheldon: Why?
-Leonard: They asked me to come in.
-Sheldon: I didn't hear the phone ring.
-Leonard: They texted me.
-Sheldon: Well, as I predicted, I am sick. My fever has been ______1______ exponentially since 2:00 a.m., and I am producing sputum ___________2___________.
-Leonard: No kidding?
-Sheldon: No, not only that, it has shifted from clear to milky green.
-Leonard: All right, well, get some rest and drink plenty of fluids.
-Sheldon: What else would I drink, gases, solids, ionized plasma?
-Leonard: Drink whatever you want.
-Sheldon: I want soup.
-Leonard: Then make soup.
-Sheldon: We don't have soup.
-Leonard: I'm at work, Sheldon.
-Sheldon: Is that a dog?
-Leonard: Yes.
-Sheldon: In the lab?
-Leonard: Yes. They're training dogs to ___3___ the centrifuge for when they need dogs to operate the centrifuge for _________4_______. I have to go.
-Old Lady: Howard, it's the phone!
-Howard: I know it's the phone, Ma, I hear the phone!
-Old Lady: Well, who's calling at this ungodly hour?!
-Howard: I don't know!
-Old Lady: Well, ask them why they're calling at this ungodly hour!
-Howard: How can I ask them when I'm talking to you?! Hello.
-Leonard: Howard, it's Leonard. Code milky green.
-Howard: Dear Lord, not milky green.
-Leonard: ___5___. With fever.
-Old Lady: Who's on the phone?!
-Howard: It's Leonard!
-Old Lady: Why is he calling?!
-Howard: Sheldon's sick!
-Old Lady: Were you playing with him?!
-Howard: For God's sake, Ma, I'm 26 years old!
-Old Lady: Excuse me, Mr. Grownup!
-Old Lady: What do you want for breakfast?!
-Howard: Chocolate milk and Eggs, please!
-Leonard: Howard, listen to me.
-Howard: Hang on. Call waiting.
-Leonard: No, don't, don't...!
-Howard: Hello.
-Sheldon: Howard, I'm sick.
-Howard: Howard's sleeping. This is his mother! Why are you calling at this ungodly hour?
-Sheldon: I need soup.
-Howard: _____________6___________! It was Sheldon.
-Leonard: I tried to stop you.
-Howard: _________7________. I forgot the protocol we put in place after The Great Ear Infection of '06.
-Leonard: You call Koothrappali. We need to find a place to lay low for the next 18 to 24 hours.
-Howard: Stand by.
-Howard: Ma, can my friends come over?
-Old Lady: I just had the carpet steamed!
-Howard: That's a negatory. But there's a Planet of The Apes marathon at the NuArt today.
-Leonard: Five movies, two hours apiece....it's a start.
tracking up
at an alarming rate
operate
blind scientists
Affirmative
Then call your own mother
It's my own fault
-Sheldon:Leonard?
-Leonard:嘿
-Sheldon: Leonard,你在哪?
-Leonard: 我在上班。
-Sheldon:在早上6点半?
-Leonard: 是啊。
-Sheldon:在星期天?
-Leonard:是啊。
-Sheldon:为什么?
-Leonard:他们让我加班。
-Sheldon:我怎么没听到电话响。
-Leonard:他们发消息给我的。
-Sheldon: 正如我预测，我病了。我体温从早上2点钟开始持续上升，而且我的痰也多到警戒水平了。（track：跟踪；exponentially：成倍的；sputum：痰；alarming：惊人的）
-Leonard:不是吧?
-Sheldon:痰还从透明色变成了奶绿色.
-Leonard: 那好吧,好好休息, 多喝点东西。
-Sheldon: 我能喝什么汽油，固体还是血浆? （ionized：电离的；plasma：血浆）
-Leonard:爱喝什么喝什么。
-Sheldon:我要喝汤。
-Leonard:那就去做呀。
-Sheldon:我们这没汤。
-Leonard: 我在上班呢，Sheldon。
-Sheldon:那是狗在叫吗?
-Leonard: 是啊。
-Sheldon:在实验室?
-Leonard:是啊。他们在训练狗用离心机，因为他们想让狗帮盲人科学家操纵机器。我得挂了。（centrifuge：离心机）
-Old Lady: Howard，是电话在响!
-Howard:我是电话在响,妈, 我听到它在响!
-Old Lady: 谁有病在这个时候打来?!
-Howard:我怎么知道!
-Old Lady:那就快接问问为什么这时候打!
-Howard:我在跟你说话，你让我怎么接啊?!你好
-Leonard: Howard，我是Leonard。代号奶绿
-Howard:神啊，不是吧，奶绿?
-Leonard: 已经确认了，还发烧。
-Old Lady:谁打来的?!
-Howard:是Leonard!
-Old Lady:有什么事?!
-Howard: Sheldon病了!
-Old Lady:你们又耍他了吗?!
-Howard:看在上帝的份上我已经26岁了妈!
-Old Lady:不好意思， "成熟"先生!
-Old Lady:你早饭要来点什么?!
-Howard:巧克力牛奶和鸡蛋!
-Leonard: Howard听说我。
-Howard:等下，又有人打来了。
-Leonard:不别别接...!
-Howard:你好。
-Sheldon: Howard我病了
-Howard: Howard在睡觉我是他妈妈!你怎么在这么不合适的时间打来?
-Sheldon:我要喝汤。
-Howard:那你该打给你妈妈!是Sheldon。
-Leonard:我让你别接了。
-Howard:是我的错。我忘了我们在06年"大耳朵感染"后的协议了。（protocol：协议）
-Leonard:你快打给Koothrappali。我们得找个地方躲上个18-24小时。
-Howard:等下，别挂。
-Howard:妈，我朋友可以过来住吗?
-Old Lady:我刚熨过地毯!
-Howard: 此路不通。不过今天NuArt剧院有连播"决战星球"
-Leonard:一共5部 2小时一部....噩梦才刚开始呢。
（翻译解析提供：脏乖）