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背景：深夜，Sheldon继续骚扰……
-Sheldon：Leonard? Leonard? Leonard?
-Leonard：Oh... This would be so much easier if I were a ___1___ sociopath.
-Sheldon：Leonard? Leonard?
-Leonard：What?
-Sheldon：I was analyzing our lie, and I believe we're _______2______ of Penny seeing through the ruse.
-Leonard：How?
-Sheldon：Simple: If she were to log onto , click on "Upcoming Events," _______3_______ to "Seminars," download the PDF schedule, and look for the seminar on molecular positronium, well then, bippity, boppity, boo, our pants are metaphorically on fire. Well, sir, my trousers will not be igniting today.
-Sheldon：Penny? Penny? Penny? Good morning.
-Penny：_____________4________________?
-Sheldon：Of course I do. My watch is linked to the atomic clock in Boulder, Colorado. It's accurate to one-tenth of a second. But as I'm saying this, ______5______, once again, your question may have been ___6___.
-Penny：What do you want?
-Sheldon：Remember how Leonard told you we couldn't come to your performance because we were attending a symposium on molecular positronium?
-Penny：I remember "symposium."
-Sheldon：Yes. Well... he lied.
-Penny：Wait. What?
-Sheldon：He lied, and I'm feeling very uncomfortable about it.
-Penny：Well, imagine how I'm feeling.
-Sheldon：Hungry? Tired? ______________7__________________.
（之后的对话不在听写范围）
violent
in danger
scroll down
Do you have any idea what time it is
it occurs to me that
rhetorical
I'm sorry this really isn't my strong suit
-Sheldon：Leonard? Leonard? Leonard?
-Leonard：哦... 如果我是个暴力反社会分子，这事就容易解决了。（ sociopath：反社会的人）
-Sheldon：Leonard? Leonard?
-Leonard：又怎么了？
-Sheldon：我在分析我们撒的谎，我觉得Penny很有可能会看出来的。(see through：看穿;ruse：诡计)
-Leonard：怎么?
-Sheldon：很简单：如果她访问了这个地址 ，点击 "近期活动" 滚动到 "学术讨论会"，下载PDF格式的活动时间表，找分子电子偶素的讨论会，然后吡噼啵噼咘，我们就火烧屁股了。好吧先生，我不会让我的裤子今天着火的。（log onto：登陆；；scroll down：(电脑屏幕上)从上到下移动；seminar：研讨会；positronium：电子偶素；metaphorically：隐喻地；ignite：点燃）
-Sheldon：Penny? Penny? Penny? 早上好。
-Penny：你知道现在几点吗?
-Sheldon：当然知道。我的手表是按照科罗拉多波尔得的原子钟调的时间，精确到十分之一秒。但我说这些的时候又想到了，你可能不是真的要问我时间。（atomic clock：原子钟；Colorado：科罗拉多州；accurate to：精确到；one-tenth：十分之一； rhetorical：修辞的）
-Penny：有什么事吗？
-Sheldon：还记得Leonard告诉你我们不能去看你的表演是因为我们要去参加一个分子电子偶素的讨论会?
-Penny：我记得"讨论会"
-Sheldon：是的呃.. 他撒谎了。
-Penny：等一下，你说什么?
-Sheldon：他说谎了，对此我觉得很不安。
-Penny：想想我现在的感受吧。
-Sheldon：你饿了?很累?对不起，这真不是我的特长。（one’s strong suit：特长）
（翻译解析提供：脏乖）