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背景：上一小节中，Leonard欺骗了Penny，这让Sheldon很纠结……
-Sheldon：Leonard? Leonard? Leonard?
-Leonard：What?
-Sheldon：I need to speak to you.
-Leonard：It's 2:00 in the morning!
-Sheldon：It's important.
-Leonard：___________1__________. Go away. Are you still out there?
-Sheldon：Yes.
-Leonard：What?
-Sheldon：You're right, it can wait until morning.
-Leonard：What, what, what, what, what?
-Sheldon：Never mind. I clearly woke you up in the middle of a REM cycle. You're _________2_________ to talk.
-Leonard：Sheldon, what is it?
-Sheldon：I'm uncomfortable having been included in your lie to Penny.
-Leonard：What was I supposed to say?
-Sheldon：You could have told her the truth.
-Leonard：That would have hurt her feelings.
-Sheldon：Is that a ___3___ factor?
-Leonard：Yes.
-Sheldon：Then I suppose you could've agreed to go.
-Leonard：And what would I have said afterwards?
-Sheldon：I would suggest something to the effect of: Singing is neither an appropriate vocation nor ____4____ for you, and if you disagree, I'd recommend you have a CAT scan to look for a tumor pressing on the cognitive processing centers of your brain.
-Leonard：I couldn't say that. I would have to say, "You were terrific and I can't wait to hear you sing again.
-Sheldon：Why?
-Leonard：That's the social ___5___. It's what you do when you have a friend who's proud of something they really suck at.
-Sheldon：I was not aware of that.
-Leonard：Well, now you are.
-Sheldon：All right. Leonard?
-Leonard：Yes?
-Sheldon：When we played chess earlier, you were ___6___, and I can't wait to play you again. Good night.
I highly doubt that
in no state of mind
relevant
avocation
protocol
terrific
-Sheldon：Leonard? Leonard? Leonard?
-Leonard：怎么了?
-Sheldon：我需要和你谈谈。
-Leonard：现在是凌晨2:00!
-Sheldon：这很重要。
-Leonard：我高度怀疑。走开吧。你是不是还在?
-Sheldon：是的。
-Leonard：到底什么事?
-Sheldon：你说得对，可以明天再说。
-Leonard：啥啥啥啥事?
-Sheldon：没关系。显然我把你从在深度睡眠中叫醒了，你没心情和我谈话了。（REM：=rapid eye movement，眼的迅速跳动，指人夜间做梦时的跳动)
-Leonard： Sheldon，到底是什么事?
-Sheldon：我被卷入你对Penny撒的谎，这让我很不安。
-Leonard：那我该说什么？
-Sheldon：你本该告诉她实话。
-Leonard：那会伤她的心的。
-Sheldon：要考虑这个因素么？
-Leonard：当然。
-Sheldon：那我认为你本应该答应去听她唱歌。
-Leonard：那我之后该怎么说?
-Sheldon：我会这么建议她：唱歌对你来说既不是合适的职业，也不适合做业余爱好。如果你不赞同我的说法，我会建议你做个计算机断层扫描，检查是否有肿瘤压迫你大脑的认知处理中心。（CAT scan：计算机分层造影扫描；tumor：瘤；cognitive：认知的）
-Leonard：我不能那么说。我只可能说"你唱得太棒了，我都等不及想要再听一遍了"
-Sheldon：为什么？
-Leonard：那是社交礼节。当你的朋友对他们做得很烂的事觉得自豪时，你就得这么做（protocol：礼仪）
-Sheldon：我以前还真不知道。
-Leonard：那你现在知道了。
-Sheldon：好吧。Leonard?
-Leonard：什么?
-Sheldon：先前我们下棋时你下的实在是太好了，我都等不及想和你再来一局了。晚安。
（翻译解析提供：脏乖）