Hints：
Anchor Rancor
Will McAvoy
Nina Howard
Nelly
Desperate Housewives of New Jersey.
The headline, "Anchor Rancor."
Anchor Anchor?
Anchor Rancor.
Anchor Anchor.
Rancor. Anchor Rancor.
Subheader:Will McAvoy gropes in the New Year.
What?
ACN's newly minted liberal bloviator made a scene at a private New Year's Eve party at which our spies caught the reengineered lefty firebrand making a drunken pass at TMI reporter Nina Howard.
Whoa, Nelly!
But the Tea Party foe got a face full of bubbly instead of what he was looking for.
McAvoy was wearing a $4,000 custom-made tuxedo and a dumb look on his face.
There are a couple of factual errors in that story.
Please let there be more than a couple.
First of all, I'm a registered Republican. I only seem liberal because I believe that hurricanes are caused by high barometric pressure and not gay marriage. Second, I wasn't making a pass at her. I was rejecting a pass from her while trying to talk her out of doing what they call at TMI a takedown piece of one of the Desperate Housewives of New Jersey.
标题："怨念的主播"。
远见的主播。
怨念的主播。
远见的主播。
怨念，怨念的主播。副标题"威尔•麦卡沃伊过年不忘非礼"。
什么？
ACN新造就的自由主义演讲家在除夕夜派对上撒泼。有人目击这位倒戈的左翼枪手酒醉后非礼TMI记者妮娜•霍华德。
给我打住。
这位茶党仇敌吃豆腐不成，反被泼了一脸。麦卡沃伊身穿价值四千元的定制礼服
呆若木鸡。
这篇报道有两大错误。
拜，千万别只有两条。
第一：我是注册共和党员。我看着像自由派是因为我认为05年卡特里娜飓风后 有牧师说这是老天对同性婚姻的惩罚。导致飓风的原因是高气压而不是同性婚姻。第二，我没有非礼她。而是不让她非礼我，并同时尝试说服她不要写TMI所谓的攻击文章，揭露《新泽西绝望主妇》主演的隐私。