爸爸告诉PJ秃顶的好处，笑屎了~~
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Teddy
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Staring at my baldness, ain't gonna stop your baldness.
I just can't believe that's gonna happen to me.
Would you stop focusing on the negatives? Think about the positives.
Like what?
You're gonna have a large baseball cap collection. You're gonna save on shampoo. And with the money you save on shampoo, you can buy more baseball caps.
Here comes Teddy.
你盯着我的秃头看，也不会防止你自己以后变秃。
我只是不敢相信那种事会发生在我的身上。
你能别光关注于它的缺点吗？想想它的好处。
什么好处？
你会有很多棒球帽收藏品，你会省掉很多洗发水的钱，而且你可以用洗发水省来的钱买更多的棒球帽。
Teddy出场了。