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生活大爆炸:SO1EO17(4) 薛定锷猫态


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背景:Penny失恋痛苦,Leonard趁机求约会,Penny答应了却要反悔,无奈之下,只好找Sheldon谈一谈~

-Sheldon:Chung shu shway? Shay shay.
-Leonard:Sheldon, I think I've made a mistake.
-Sheldon:I can see that. Unless you're planning on running a marathon, on choosing both stuffing and mashed potatoes is a starch-filled ___1___.
-Leonard:No, it's about Penny.
-Sheldon:A mistake involving Penny. Okay, you'll have to ___2___ it down.
-Leonard:I don't think I can go out with her tonight.
-Sheldon:Then don't.
-Leonard:Other people would say "Why not?"
-Sheldon:_____________3_______________.
-Leonard:I'm going to talk anyway.
-Sheldon:I assumed you would.
-Leonard:Now that I'm actually about to go out with Penny, I'm not excited. I'm nauseous.
-Sheldon:Ah, then your meal choice is appropriate. Starch absorbs fluid which reduces the amount of vomit available for violent expulsion.
-Leonard:Right.
-Sheldon:You also made a common grammatical mistake. You said "nauseous," when you meant "nauseated." But go on.
-Leonard:Sheldon, this date is probably my one chance with Penny. What happens if I ___4___ it?
-Sheldon:Well, if we accept your premise and also accept the highly improbable assumption that Penny is the only woman in the world for you, then we can logically conclude that the result of blowing it would be that you end up a lonely, bitter old man with no ___5___. The image of any number of evil lighthouse keepers from Scooby-Doo cartoons comes to mind.
-Leonard:You're not helping.
-Sheldon:All right, ___________________________6_____________________________?
-Leonard:Tell me whether or not to go through with the date.
-Sheldon:Scododinger's cat.
-Leonard:Wow, that's brilliant.
-Sheldon:You sound surprised. Ho-tsu shway zai li-toe.
redundancy narrow Other people might be interested blow progeny what respond on my part would bring this conversation to a speedy conclusion