But before they could have any fun at all.
但是之前他们玩得一定也不开心。
Doug-Dennis did something dreadful.
Doug-Dennis做了一些恐怖的事情。
HEY! WHO ATE MY POPCORN?
嗨，谁吃了我的爆米花呢？
He told a fib.
他说了一个小慌。
NOT ME!
不是我。
The fib started out super-small, but soon grew great big.
说谎的人开始的时候会超级小，但是一会儿就会长的很大很大了。
NO SIR.
不是我，先生。
I don’t know what happen .
我不知道发生什么事。
To your warm Buttery, ,
给你的温暖的黄油。
Incredibly delicious popcorn
不可思议地美味爆米花。
mmm,maybe it was monsters
嗯嗯，可能是怪物。
Yeam,That’s sit monsters!
是的，那里坐着是怪物！
And Doug-Dennis quickly...
并且Doug-Denns 快速地说，
YIPES
是啊。
Got carried....away.
默默地走开.....
Monsters love popcorn.
怪物就是喜欢爆米花。
Honey,you see this? Yep.
亲爱的，你看看这？是。
Well, i’ll be.
好的，我会。
If I mad a dollar for every time
如果我每次都为一个美元而发疯狂，
You said it buddy.
你说这是小男孩脾气。
A monster stole somebody’s popcorn.
一个怪物偷了某人的爆米花。
Um,Holy cow!
嗯，不会吧！
That’s me cow.
是我啊！
I’d be a bazillionaire!
我会成为亿万富翁
And if i were a bazillionaire, i would totally buy you a new tub of popcorn, Ben-bobby,Ben-bobby!!??
如果我成为一位亿万富翁，我会给你买一个桶新的爆米花，Ben-bobby.
When he was frightfully high in the dark night sky and terribly far form home....
当他被挂在一片可怕地漆黑高空并且离家里非常远。。。
And the truth had stretched as far as truth will stretch and the fib was now a BIG FAT LIE...
事情就如事实那样伸展的一越来越远，并且骗子现在开始变又大又肥的骗子。
Doug-Dennis saw something few boys ever see.
Doug-Dennis看到一些曾见过的男孩。
There in the air everywhere he looked....
他看他们都在空气中的每一个地方....
Were people of all shapes and size..
那些人有些是不同形状有些事不同大小的...
Still talking.......still attached.......to their still-growing fibs.
一直长高...一直黏在一起...他们一直长成大大的骗子
I can fily !! No seriously,i’m flying squirrel.i swear.
我可以飞，不是开玩笑，松鼠，我在飞，我发誓。
I didn’t burp!that was my invisible friend robert.
我不会打嗝，那是我的无形的朋友机械人。
This limited time offer is the deal of the century!!
这有限的时间提供了本世纪最大的交易！
Who went pee ? where?
谁要去小便？在哪里？
That grape juice spilled itself.
那葡萄汁都溢出来了。
There were tiny fibs, and whiney fibs and super-slick slimy fibs.
有弱小的骗子，和爱发牢骚的骗子和超级聪明狡猾的骗子。
There were long fibs, and strong fibs, and just plain wrong fibs.
有很长的骗子，有很高大的骗子和只有平淡却失常的骗子。
Some fibs had been up there for a very long time...
有些骗子已经在哪里停留了一段很长的时间。
While others had just arrived.
然而有一些只是刚刚到的。
I invented the inter-web.
我发明了内网。
You gotta believe me!! Something smells fishy?mmm no glue.
你要相信我啊！有点可疑？嗯嗯，没有胶水。
ABS like this,in just 5 seconds!
像是ABS，只需5秒！
My nose is filled with green jelly beans.
我的鼻子满是绿色啫喱豆。
Seriously the dog ate my home work.
是真的，我家的狗吃了我的作业。
He did it.
是他做的。
Someone help!monsters ate my best friends’s popcorn.
要帮忙啊！怪物吃了我最好朋友的爆米花。
DougDennis couldnt believe his ears.everyone spoke at once and no one listened to anything anyone else said.
Doug-Dennis觉得不可思议，每个人马上开始说，没有人在听你任何事或任何人说的话。
Doug-Dennis was sad, he wished he didn’t tricked his best friend.
Doug-Dennis 感到很伤心，他多么希望他没有跟他的好朋友说谎啊。
He wished he had told the truth.
他多么希望他是告诉他事实。
I don’t know what to do.
我不知道怎么办
So that is exactly what Doug-Dennis did.
这正是Doug-Dennis 做的事。
It was me!
是我啦！
That big bold truth made those puny little fibs whiz and whir and disappear into nothing.
那个大的厚颜无耻的真相事故那些弱小的骗子飕飕作声和使呼呼地飞然后消失地无影无踪。
Monster didn’t eat that warm Buttery..
怪物没有吃那温暖的黄油。
And Doung-Dennis sailed swiftly back toward the circus,
并且Doung-Dennis很快地出发回到马戏团。
Increadibly delicious popcorn !i did.
难以置信这美味的爆米花！我做的。
He landed with a thud right back where the fib began.
他蹦一声落地回到当初变成骗子的地方。
The Doug-Dennis finally told his best firend the truth.
Doug-Dennis最终还是告知了他最好朋友真相了。
Sorry, Ben-Sobby, i ate your popcorn。
Ben-Sobby，很抱歉，我吃了你的爆米花。
That’s ok. While you were gone ,i ate your candy bar.
没关系，当你离开的时候，我吃你的棒棒糖。
And with that, Doug-Dennis never ever fibbed again.
说了之后，Doug-Dennis再也不曾是骗子了。
Well ,almost never.
好吧，几乎是没有。
So what ever happened to that umbrella i lent you last week?
那么我上周借给你的雨伞有发生了什么事呢？
Ever hear about the umberlla gnone ,no me。
从来没有听过雨伞不见的事啊，不是我。
Who lives in my basement?
谁住在我的地下室呢？
This book is dedicated with considerable love, heart and care to you, yes,...you .
这本书专门给你相当大的爱，勇气和关爱。是的，就是你
One day,Doug-Dennis and Ben-Bobby were bored.
有一日，Doug-Dennis 和Ben-Bobby很无聊。
HEY DOUG, YOU BORED?
黑，Youg，你很无聊？
YEP.
是啊。
So they went to circus.
于是他们去看马戏。
HOORAY POPCORN!HOORAY CANDY BAR!
万岁，爆米花！万岁，糖果棒！
HOORAY SCOTLAND!
万岁，苏格兰！
