Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am.
人工喂养：让爸爸凌晨两点起床的好机会。
Defense: What you'd better have around the yard if you're going to let the children play outside.
防御工事：如果要让孩子出去玩，最好在院子周围建立起来的东西。
Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.
流口水：正出牙的宝宝洗自己下巴的方式。
Dumb waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
愚蠢的侍者：问小孩子要不要点甜点的人。
Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
计划生育：每隔一段时间生小孩以防止勒紧腰带过日子的一门艺术。
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
“反馈”：宝宝不喜欢吃胡萝卜糊的最直接后果。(吐给你看……)
Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
全名：你发脾气的时候才这么叫他。
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
祖父母：即便认为你的教育方法不对，也觉得你的孩子很可爱的人。
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
道听途说：蹒跚学步的孩子在听到有人讲脏话时做的事。
Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
坚不可摧（字面意思：不能再怀孕的，词根：pregnant）：形容对分娩记忆犹新的女人。
Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
独立：只要孩子们听自己的话，我们还是希望他们“独立自主”的。
Look out: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.
当心：你叫出这句话的时候，已经太晚了……
Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own.
产前：你的生活还属于你自己的那段日子。
Preprared childbirth: A contradiction in terms.
准备好的分娩：自相矛盾的一个词。（谁生孩子是不紧不慢准备充分的？）
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
水洼：吸引小男孩穿着干的鞋子走进去的一小片水。
Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.
炫耀：比自家孩子聪明的小孩就是爱现！
Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.
发脾气：为了不吓到小孩，应该尽量避免的东西。
Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
上铺：穿超人睡衣的小孩不可以睡的地方。
Two-minute warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
两分钟警告：宝宝脸变红，开始咕咕囔囔的时候。
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.
侦探小说：你家小孩中谁都不承认自己干了坏事。
Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."
哎呀：感叹词，差不多意为“快拿海绵来擦掉”。
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