截取了一段男同领养了 Baby girl Lily。（是不是重口了点><）。Lily以狮子王音乐登场的时候搞笑死了。。我们一起来听听看吧~
SkwMJ8pWc/&rpid=78382772&resourceId=78382772_04_05_99/ Where's uncle Cameron? Finally, thank you, someone who's not insulting me, noticed he's not here. So, that's the big announcement. You two broke up. Well, ____1____! And you know let me see, you'll be better of, ____2____. Stop, stop, you come into my house and you insult me and my boyfriend, ____3____! We've adopted a baby. Her name is Lily. Exciting! Just turn it off. I can't turn it off, it's who I am! The music! Oh, yes, the music. Come, say hello Lily. The little princess. She's so cute! So cute. Thank you. Let me see her. Let me see her. Let me see her. Hi there, Lily. "Lily" ____4____? So cute. Phil. Excuse me. Okay, I-I-I know that I said I thought this was a bad idea. But, uh, what do I know? I mean, ____5____. Been trying all my life to get it right. I'm still screwing up. Right, Manny? 注：题目前不用标号
SkwMJ8pWc/&rpid=78382772&resourceId=78382772_04_05_99/ Where's uncle Cameron? Finally, thank you, someone who's not insulting me, noticed he's not here. So, that's the big announcement. You two broke up. Well, ____1____! And you know let me see, you'll be better of, ____2____. Stop, stop, you come into my house and you insult me and my boyfriend, ____3____! We've adopted a baby. Her name is Lily. Exciting! Just turn it off. I can't turn it off, it's who I am! The music! Oh, yes, the music. Come, say hello Lily. The little princess. She's so cute! So cute. Thank you. Let me see her. Let me see her. Let me see her. Hi there, Lily. "Lily" ____4____? So cute. Phil. Excuse me. Okay, I-I-I know that I said I thought this was a bad idea. But, uh, what do I know? I mean, ____5____. Been trying all my life to get it right. I'm still screwing up. Right, Manny? 注：题目前不用标号
a baby wasn't gonna help that anyway
because he was a bit of a dramaqueen
who by the way is not that dramatic
isn't that gonna be hard for her to say
it's not like I wrote the book on fatherhood
嗨 Cameron叔叔呢？
谢谢你*2
终于有个不侮辱我的人注意到他不在这儿了~
这个就是你要说的大事儿？
你们分手了吖？
那领养小孩也解决不了什么问题了
你知道么 这样对你反而还更好呢
他总是大惊小怪。。
够了够了别说了！
你跑到我家里来 侮辱我还有我的男朋友
他一点儿也不小题大做好嘛
（狮子王插曲）
我们领养了一个小女孩 取名叫Lily
激动吧~
赶紧停下
停不了 我就是这样的人嘛~
停了音乐
哦 关音乐
来和Lily 打招呼吧
小公主 她真的是个小公主
小可爱
太可爱了
我也要看她 让我看看她
嗨 你好 Lily
Lily 这名字她以后说起来会不会很困难？
Phil
嗯 我戳了~
好吧 我知道我刚才说这是个鬼主意
不过 额
我有什么资格说呢
我是说 我自己从来也不是一个好爸爸
努力了一辈子想把事情做好 可还是到处出错
是吧 Manny?
By: 灌心饼干