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背景：Penny请Leonard修电脑，却不小心把绿色彩弹打到了Sheldon的宝座上……这可完蛋了……
-Penny: You think he'll notice?
-Leonard:___________1__________.
-Penny: Oh, what are we gonna do?
-Leonard: We? No, no, you had your chance to be we for like a year and a half now. Right now, you are "you,", and you are screwed.
-Penny: Why do we have to tell him I did it?
-Leonard: Well, we're not gonna tell him I did it.
-Penny: Okay, okay, how about this? __________2__________.
-Leonard: Just to shoot the couch with a _____3____?
-Penny: I'm sorry, I buy it. All those people are on drugs.
-Leonard: We could him they wanted the couch to stay away from their boyfriend.
-Penny: Okay, fine. What if we just _______4______? There. Looks fine, right?
-Leonard: Mm, butt print. There's no ___5___ butt print.
-Penny: Oh, come on. There, butt print.
-Leonard: It's too small and too... perfect.
-Penny: Thank you.
-Leonard: You're welcome.
-Penny: Act normal.
-Leonard: Sheldon! How was the comic book store?
-Sheldon: Fine. The new issue of Flash is out.
-Leonard: Great, great. Did you walk the whole way? It's a little chilly.
-Sheldon: Koothrappali picked me up.
-Leonard: Isn't that terrific? He is such a good friend. You know what the best, thing about friends is?
-Sheldon: They don't talk incessantly for no particular reason.
-Leonard: No, no, friends forgive the little things.
-Penny: You know, I gotta go home and wash my hair.
-Leonard: Don't you dare, ___6___.
-Sheldon: Hello, fastest man alive. Want to see me read your entire comic book? Want to see it again? Something's wrong.
-Leonard: What do you mean?
-Sheldon: I'm not sure. It doesn't feel right.
-Leonard: I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, that. Penny did that.
There's a chance
We tell him somebody broke in
paintball gun
flip it over
discernible
missy