《他没那么喜欢你》：我总结了助于读懂女孩的迹象（选段）
If a girl's into you, she's sleeping with you.
If after a month, or two months at the very outside... she's not sleeping with you?
She doesn't like you.
The trick is to spot this girl early.
Don't wanna waste the one to seven weeks waiting to find out it's never gonna happen.
So I've come up with some signs about how to spot this girl.
A girl will never sleep with you...if she calls you "cuddly" or "dependable."
If she pops a zit in front of you...if her name is Amber or Christine...if she takes a dump in your bathroom...or she takes home leftovers on dates one, two, or three.
I know it's not scientific...but I'm just saying, you were warned.