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生活大爆炸:SO1EO10(4) 拆不穿的谎言


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背景:Sheldon去告了密,Leonard知道Penny已经知晓他的谎言,可是Sheldon真的说了实话吗?看看他是怎么做的吧~


-Leonard:You told her I lied? Why would you tell her I lied?
-Sheldon:To help you.
-Leonard:I'm sorry, I'm not seeing the help.
-Sheldon:She was going to ____1_____ your lie eventually, so I told her that you were lying to protect me.
-Leonard:Ohh... I'm getting a bad feeling.
-Sheldon:Hunger? ___2___? I'm sorry I'm really not very good at this. Anyway, Penny now believes that, on Friday night, we're going to participate in my cousin Leopold's drug intervention.
-Leonard:Your cousin Leopold.
-Sheldon:Who most people call Leo, but he also answers to Lee. Remember that. It's important.
-Leonard:What's important?
-Sheldon:Details, Leonard, _______________________________3_____________________.
-Leonard:Do you have a cousin Leopold?
-Sheldon:No. I made him up. I think you'd call him Lee.
-Leonard:I don't get it. I already told her a lie. Why replace it with a different lie?
-Sheldon:Well, first of all, your lie was laughably ___4___, where mine is exquisitely convoluted. While you were sleeping, I was weaving an un-unravelable web.
-Leonard:Un- unravelable?
-Sheldon:Yes. If she Googles "Leopold Houston," she'll find a Facebook page, an online blog depicting his descent into ____5____ and a desperate yet hopeful listing on .
-Leonard:Okay, why would I go to a drug intervention for your cousin?
-Sheldon:Ah! Because it's in Long Beach, and I don't drive.
-Leonard:We're going to Long Beach?
-Sheldon:No, of course not. There's no cousin Leo. There's no intervention. Focus, Leonard.
-Leonard:Aw, come on.
-Sheldon:We just leave the house on Friday night and we return in the ___6___ hours, emotionally wrung out, from the work of convincing Leo to go back into rehab.
-Leonard:He goes back into rehab?
-Sheldon:Yes, but, he can ___7___ if Penny ever invites us to hear her sing again.
-Leonard:You still told her I lied.
-Sheldon:For a noble purpose, to spare me the social embarrassment of having a drug-addled first cousin, which I'm assuming is embarrassing, yes?
-Leonard:How am I supposed to remember all of this?
-Sheldon:Oh, that's the best part. You don't have to. See, I told Penny that you would be embarrassed if you knew that she found out that you had lied, so she's agreed to operate as if the original lie is still in force.
-Leonard:So she's expecting me to lie about going to a symposium in Pasadena, when, in actuality, we're pretending to go to a drug intervention in Long Beach.
-Sheldon:Un-unravelable.
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-Leonard:你告诉她我撒谎了? 你为什么要告诉她? -Sheldon:为了帮你。 -Leonard:对不起,我没觉得你帮上什么了。 -Sheldon:她最终会看穿你的谎言,所以我告诉她你撒谎了来保护我自己。 -Leonard:嗷... 我感觉很不好。 -Sheldon:你饿了?消化不良?对不起我真的对这种事不在行。不管怎么说,Penny现在相信星期五晚上我们要去参加我堂兄Leopold的药物干预治疗。(indigestion:消化不良 ; intervention:干预) -Leonard:你的堂兄Leopold。 -Sheldon:大家都叫他Leo,但是叫他Lee他也答应,记住这一点这很重要。 -Leonard:有什么很重要的? -Sheldon:细节,Leonard!细节决定成败,我们欺骗事件的成败都取决于细节。(deceitful:骗人的;enterprise:计划 ) -Leonard:你有个堂兄叫Leopold? -Sheldon:没有,是我编的。我想你应该叫他 Lee。 -Leonard:我不明白,我已经跟她说谎了,为什么要用另一个谎来代替呢? -Sheldon:首先,你那个谎撒的太明显了,而我的谎则很精巧,你睡觉的时候我在构思一个拆不穿的谎言。(laughably:可笑的;transparent:显而易见的;exquisitely:精巧的;convoluted:复杂的;weave:杜撰;unravel:拆开;un-unravelable:拆不穿的) -Leonard:拆不穿? -Sheldon:是的,如果他搜索 "Leopold Houston" ,会找到一个Facebook的页面——在线博客描述他对毒品的不可自拔以及在上找到一个绝望又希望的列表。(online blog:在线博客;depict:描述;descent:沦落 ) -Leonard:好吧,为什么我要去参加你堂兄的药物干预治疗? -Sheldon:啊! 因为是在长滩而我不会开车。 -Leonard:我们要去长滩? -Sheldon:不,当然不去,没有Leo这个人也没有什么药物干预治疗。集中精神 ,Leonard。 -Leonard:哦算了吧。 -Sheldon:我们只要星期五晚上出去,第二天一早回来就行了,为了说服Leo回戒毒所而疲惫不堪。(wrung:wring过去式及过去分词,拧,妞,这里指疲惫;rehab:戒毒所) -Leonard:他回去戒毒所? -Sheldon:是的,如果Penny又邀请我们去听她唱歌,他可以出来旧病复发。(relapse:再度恶化 ) -Leonard:可你还是跟她说我撒谎了。 -Sheldon:因为一个高尚的目的,把难堪的处境留给自己, 装作有一个嗜毒为命的堂兄,至少我认为这很难堪,难道不是吗?(addled:腐坏的) -Leonard:这么多我怎么记得住? -Sheldon:哦,那是最精彩的部分。你不需要记,听着,我告诉Penny说如果你知道她发现你撒了谎你会尴尬的,所以她同意表现得仍被蒙在鼓里。 -Leonard:那么,她以为我会继续跟她撒谎说我们要去帕萨迪纳参加讨论会,但是 "事实是" 我们要假装去长滩参加药物干预治疗。 -Sheldon:拆不穿的谎言。 (反应接线图:脏乖)