SHELDON:I play nightshade dryad. Game,set and match. Now fetch me Wil Wheaton! Bot-tash bir jab-loo-di rekh kkhakkh-o ny!
WIL:Did that guy just say "Revenge is a dish best served cold" in Klingon?
STUART: I believe so.
WIL:What is wrong with him?
STUART: Everyone has a different theory.
HOWARD: How about computers? Do you like computers?
BERNADETTE: I use them. I don't like them.
HOWARD: Okay...Puppets? Where do you stand on puppies?.
BERNADETTE:A puppy once bit my face.
HOWARD: Of course it did.
LEONARD: How about that? Einstein was wrong.
LEONARD: Approaching the speed of light Doesn't slow down time. Approaching them does.
HOWARD: Excuse me. Oh,damn. It's my mother.
BERNADETTE: Are you going to answer it?
HOWARD: I'm torn. She might be dying,and,you know, I wouldn't want to miss that. On the other hand, If I let it go to voicemail,I could play it over and over.
BERNADETTE: I know how you feel. My mother makes me crazy.
HOWARD: Not as crazy as my mother makes me.
BERNADETTE:Oh,yeah? Does your mother call u every day at work To see if you've had a healthy lunch?
HOWARD: My mother calls me at work To see if I had a healthy bowel movement.
BERNADETTE: Does she lay out your clothes for you in the morning Like you're nine years old?
HOWARD: You live with your mother?
BERNADETTE: No. That's the sad part.
1Revenge is a dish best served cold君子报仇十年不晚
2Everyone has a different theory.每个人的观点都不同,也可以理解为萝卜白菜各有所爱.
3Where do you stand on对…是什么态度how do you think of
He laid out all his savings in buying a car.