Jeff: I love going to weddings Joan.
Joan: So do I. They are always so romantic.
Jeff: I didn't mean that I like the romance and happiness.
Joan: Well, what do you like about weddings?
Jeff: The free food, of course.
Joan: But if you take a gift, the food is not really free, is it?
Jeff: I never take a gift to a wedding. I always say that it is against my culture to give gifts.
Joan: Well, remind me not to invite you to my wedding!
Brian: I feel hungry Dario. Do you have any food in your fridge?
Dario: I think there is only a bottle of Coke in the fridge today.
Brian: You are hopeless. You can't survive on Coke.
Dario: I know, but work was so busy last week that I didn't have time to go to the supermarket.
Brian: How about I help you go shopping today then?
Dario: I was hoping that I could just lie in bed and rest all day.
Brian: No way! That would be a complete waste of the day.
Dario: OK then. I will put some jeans on and then we can go.
Brian: I hope you have money?
Dario: As usual, my best friend Brian is broke!