笑话是艺术化的语言，幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的点睛之笔，智慧之所在。笑话是幽默的载体，一个有意义的笑话能流传千古。英语笑话是指以一句英文短语或一个英文故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑，或是产生幽默感。下面和大家分享几个英语笑话。

    1、The New Teacher（新老师）

    George comes from school on the first of September.

    George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

    I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

    9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

    乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。

    妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。

    2、The Looney Bin （ 疯人院）

     Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!" 

     一天晚上，在疯人院里，一个病人说：“我是拿破仑！”另一个说：“你怎么知道？”第一个人说：“上帝对我说的！”一会儿，一个声音从另一个房间传来：“我没说！”

     3、Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?

     Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

      警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？ 

      男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。