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我们都是拖延症患者！外国小青年创作的《拖延症之歌》 字字血泪地控诉拖延症对学习、生活、减肥和工作带来的毁灭性影响。论文不想赶、工作不想完成，死活就是各种往后拖。今天的你中枪了吗？
双语歌词：
See I have to write this essay
我得赶完这篇论文
that the teacher gave last week
老师布置了一个星期
and it's due tomorrow morning
明天大早就要上交
twenty pages all in Greek
整整二十页的希腊语
Nah but first I check my Tumblr
不急 但我要先刷刷汤不牢
Facebook, Twitter, call my Mom
脸书、推特，还要致电我老娘请安
Then just one more, one more page
然后就再看一页 只看一页
oh I waste so much time dot com!
我浪费了大把时间来点网站
I'm procrastinating
我有拖延症
All day I sit here waiting
整天就坐在这等
for just the perfect moment to begin
等待开始干活的好时辰
We're procrastinating
我们都有拖延症
Why work, we could be gaming
工作个毛，游戏才正经
Agreed! Procrastinating FTW!
同意！拖延症最拉风！
I have to start this diet
我必须开始节食
cause my prom's a week away
因为毕业舞会就剩一个礼拜
So I'm only eating veggies
所以我要只吃素
and I'm starting that today
从今天就吃起来
But I'm getting really hungry
但是我饿得不行
and those cookies look sublime
而那些饼干好美味
Fine, I'll have just one, or two, or ten
好吧 我只吃一块两块十来块
Why not? It's not a crime!
咋滴 这又不犯罪
We're procrastinating
我们有拖延症
No better way than eating
狂吃是最棒的技能
Cause nothing else could possibly compare
因为没什么可以比这更美好
I'm procrastinating
我有拖延症
It's really fascinating
真是让人开心
I know there's work to do but I don't care
我知道有工作要干，可我不想理
I should probably do my laundry
我或许应该去洗衣服
I should probably feed my cat
我或许应该去喂猫
But right now we're playing Halo
但现在我们在玩《光晕》
YOLO! Headshot! Take that!
生命只有一次！爆头！死翘翘！
You should probably call the doctor
你或许应该叫医生看看
Never mind it's just a scratch
木有事，就是擦了一下
But your arm's gone
可你的胳膊都没了
It's a flesh wound
皮肉伤而已
Now come on let's play some catch!
现在快点，我们来玩接球吧
I have organized my desktop
我整理好了桌子
Now I'm all set up to work
工作的准备全部就绪
Wait that picture's kinda crooked
慢着 这张照片有点歪
and it's driving me berserk
这真让我抓狂生气
Now I might as well just color code
那现在我不如顺手把铅笔
my pencils one by one
一根一根按颜色排列摆好
and my papers and my files
所有的资料和文件也是如此
I can't work until it's done!
这事搞不定就没法工作
We're procrastinating
我们有拖延症
All day I sit here waiting
整天就坐在这里等
for just the perfect moment to begin
等待开始干活的好时辰
We're procrastinating
我们有拖延症
Wait!
慢着
You're procratinating right now
你现在就是拖延不干活呢
You're procratinating
你也有拖延症
Why are you still here watching?
干嘛还在看这视频？
I'm sure that you've got things due long ago
我知道你有好多早就该交的活还没搞完
You're procratinating
你也有拖延症
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请给我们点赞评分
Go do your work
你手上的工作啊
Tomorrow!
明儿再干！！
