A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
一个小孩问他的父亲：“爸爸，上帝是男人还是女人？”
"Both son. God is both."
“他二者皆是，孩子，上帝二者皆是。”
After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
过了一会，孩子又问：“爸爸，上帝是黑人还是白人？”
"Both son, both."
“二者皆是，孩子，皆是。”
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
孩子过了一会倒回来说：“爸爸，上帝是迈克杰克逊吗？”