《他没那么喜欢你》：我必须让自己停止想你（选段）
Wait, stop. What?Shit. What?
I am so into you.Seriously, I've never felt like this before.
I have to actively stop my brain from thinking about you. Like, all the time.
Why stop?
Because I don't do stuff like this.
Stuff like what?
Like sleep with women that aren't my wife.
First of all, I am not "women," I'm just one.
And second of all?
Oh, I didn't have a second of all.
I was hoping "second of all" would make me feel better.
Second of all... I can't stop thinking about you either.