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Ted接到Robin的电话以后，答应了Robin的邀请。前往Robin家的路上，Ted不断的进行着思想斗争，开始产生幻觉……
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Ted:Going over to this other girl's house...
Victoria:And you're wondering if I'd be upset.Hi, Ted. Remember me? Your girlfriend.
Ted:Okay, relax. Robin's just a friend.
Victoria:Right. You're gonna go make some juice.
Ted:Yes, yes.__1__In fact, it's healthy.
Victoria:Oh, yeah? Then why are you wondering what she looks like naked?
Ted:I am not...Okay, even if I am wondering that,it's only 'cause you put it in my head.
Victoria:But I am just a manifestation of your subconscious,so actually, you put it in your own head.
Ted:Damn it!Nothing's gonna happen.
Victoria: Right.
Ted: Okay, okay. You want a second opinion?Fine.
Marshall:Hey. Did she call?
Ted:No. I need a ruling.I'm... Yeah, this is stupid.It's not even a big deal,but I'm on my way over to Robin's right now.She got a new juicer. Whatever,we're gonna test it out.
Marshall:Let me call you back.__2__Do you remember the huge secret that you told me that you weren't supposed to, but you did? The thing about Robin?
Barney:You mean, how Robin's in love with Ted?
Both： What?
Barney:Yeah. She told me already. Go on.
Marshall:Wait. So I'm the only one that she didn't tell? She told you and not me?
Barney:Well.__3__
Marshall:Well, I'm better friends with Ted than you are.
Barney: That is a lie.
Marshall: It is not a lie.
Barney: Okay, that's it…
Ted:Come on. Pick up.Damn it, Victoria. Where are you? Pick up! Pick up!
Victoria: Cupcake?
Ted: No, thanks.Where are you? Why haven't you called?
Victoria:I'm out hooking up.With three other guys.Or maybe I'm a devoted girlfriend and I'm calling you right now.
Ted:Yeah, why do I doubt that? Hello?
Marshall: Ted. I just saw the news,and a truck carrying sulfuric acid overturned right in front of Robin's house.__4__It's bad. You should go home, dude.
Ted:Marshall, it's fine.Nothing's gonna happen.
Marshall: Ted, what does your Mom always say?
Ted: Nothing good ever...
Marshall:Nothing good ever happens after 2:00 a.m.Go home! It's too late for juice.
Ted:Dude, Robin and I are just friends.She doesn't even like me that way.
Lily:Yes, she does! She likes you. She told me.
Ted: What?
Lily: It's a big secret.So don't tell her I told you,but she's very vulnerable right now.And you have a girlfriend. Go home, Ted.
Ted: She likes me?
Lily:Yes.__5__Go home, Ted
Ted:She likes me?
Lily:Go home, Ted.
Ted:You're right, I'll see you at home.
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Juice is perfectly harmless.
Honey, there's a situation developing.
I guess I'm just better friends with her than you are.
And it's melting through the sidewalk, you can see straight down into Hell.
So you see why it would be a very bad idea for you to go up there.
Ted:但是我正在去另一个女孩家
Victoria:你在担心我是不是会因此烦恼。嗨，泰德，记得我吗，你的女朋友
Ted:ok,放松，罗宾只是一个普通朋友
Victoria:对的，你准备去榨点果汁
Ted:是的，是的!喝果汁是完全无害的。实际上，还很有益健康
Victoria:哦，是吗?那你为什么在好奇她脱光了是什么样子啊
Ted:我没有在，好吧,就算我在想那个，那也是因为你让我想起来的
Victoria:啊,不过我只是你的潜意识的一种表现而已，实际上,还是你自己想到这些的
Ted:他妈妈的!什么都不会发生的
Victoria：好的
Ted:ok,ok，你想要再听听别的意见吗? 好的
Marshall:嗨,她打电话来了吗
Ted:没有,我需要你做个裁决，我,是的,这事很蠢，也不是什么大事，但是我现在在去罗宾家的路上，她买了个新的榨汁机，管它什么,我们准备测试一下那台机器
Marshall:我等会回电话给你，亲爱的,有个棘手的问题，你还记得你以前告诉我的
那个天大秘密吗，就是那个你谁都不能告诉，但是你告诉了我的那个，那个...关于罗宾
Barney:哦,你们是说罗宾是多么的爱着泰德
Both:什么
Barney:对的,她已经告诉我了,继续
Marshall:等下,那么我是唯一一个她没广而告之的人,她告诉了你,却不是我
Barney:恩,我看对她来说,我是比你更亲近的朋友
Marshall:恩,对泰德来说,我是比你更亲近的朋友
Barney:扯淡
Marshall:这不是扯淡,ok,是扯淡,你和我都是
Ted：快啊,接电话，奶奶个熊,Victoria,你在哪里，接电话,接电话
Victoria：蛋挞
Ted:不,谢谢了,你在哪里?为什么你不打电话过来
Victoria:哦,我出门有事，嗯,和三个男的，或者也许是我是一个爱情至上的女朋友，我现在正在打电话给你
Ted:是的,为什么我会怀疑，哈啰
Marshall:泰德,我刚看了新闻，有一辆满载硫酸的超载卡车，正停在罗宾家门口，车里面的硫酸正在腐蚀车体，而且漫到了行人道上，你会看到地狱之门在那里打开了，太糟糕了，你应该回家去,帅哥
Ted:马修,没事的，没事的
Marshall:泰德,你妈一直告诫你什么的,没有好事会在凌晨两点后发生的,回家去!现在去喝果汁也太迟了
Ted：帅哥,我和罗宾只不过是朋友而已，她连喜欢都没喜欢过我
Lily:不,她喜欢你,她喜欢你,她告诉我的
Ted：什么
Lily:那是个大秘密,所以不要告诉她是我告诉你的，而且她现在春情勃发，并且你是个有女朋友的人，回家去,泰德
Ted:她,她喜欢我
Lily:是的,所以你现在明白,去她那里是个多么糟糕的主意,回家去,泰德
Ted:她喜欢我
Lily:回家去,泰德
Ted:恩,你说的对,我,恩,我们家里见