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YouTube明星恶搞美国大选

2007-05-09 15:59
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You Choose 08 for the presidency
obama, mccain and mitt romney
but I got a candidate who can rock the party
and still has sensible policies
he kisses babies and shakes a lotta hands
he rallies his billions and billions of fans
he's the true master of the youtube craft
and his rhymes are as phat as william taft

better hop on this train before it moves along
cause he spits more fire than the pentagon
now a house divided, that cannot stand
and neither can opponents who are truly bland
the time is now, use your frontal lobe
and vote for the man in the blue bathrobe
my platform is sizzlin like a chop of pork
and when you vote, you better vote lazydork

Lazydork 2008
anyone gets married whether gay or straight
women have the right to make their own choice
and at the state if the union, you will hear my voice
I'll be chillin with queens and heads of state
the white house is L-Dizzle's fate
you better join up or get outta my way
cause a landslide is coming on election day

You may want to vote for that guy Barack
but he's not prepared to face my rhymed attack
you may want to side with Hillary
but compared to me she's like celery
you see I've been forged in the hottest flame
the haters on this site all know my name
I can take the abuse like a politician
while I add up your votes like a mathematician
I'm not down with gerrymandering
I just like classy girls and lots of bling
I represent the common working man
who can save us all? lazydork can
That's my announcement, and I'll keep it brief
cause you'll hear me plenty as commander in chief

Lazydork 2008
it's in a year, but I'm worth the wait
you will kiss my feet and bow to me
cause I'm more political than citizen steve
so line yourselves up and you will agree
to make up my constiuency
I'll run the universe and you'll want to see
l-dizzle reelected for eternity


The beat and lyrics are all original, with the exception of "Hail to the Chief," which is in the Public Domain.

这个网名叫Lazydork的家伙是YouTube上的红人。白天是佛罗里达州的一个检察官。下了班脱下西装就尽显搞鬼本色。这次他恶搞了一下美国大选,以rap的形式宣布自己参加竞选。一起来听听他是怎么描述那些参选者的吧。

来看看这些总统候选人:
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